1) How to Cook Your Life- By the end I wished I had four arms- two for strangling the main character, and the other two for punching him repeatedly. How, do you ask, does one learn to hate a buddhist monk? Watch this documentary and you’ll understand. 2) The Party's Over- it's like listening to high school stoners ramble on and on about a political process they don't understand. Seriously, clean yourself up, grab an apple and crack open a library book, you might actually learn something you can use to support your argument. 3) Flow: For Love of Water- Want to be so scared you see no hope? Then check this out! 4) Helvetica- Somehow managing to be both pretentious and awful at the exact same time- a combination that will leave you flat-lining. 5) Jimmy Carter Man From Plains- I love Jimmy Carter, but I like him a little less just for being associated with this terrible documentary. Next time Jimmy, ask to see a final cut before filmmakers use your image in their movies. Worst Documentaries Sometimes documentaries suck. It's true. I cant deny it. But, instead of ignoring these rejects of the film world, I say we highlight them, display them for the world to see so that hopefully, in the future, filmmakers will avoid the same fate. So here's our list of the top films you should avoid like the plague (Guh, I shiver just thinking about them).